I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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