Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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