Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You are the jesus of drinking
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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