try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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