I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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