i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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