HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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