I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You ate ashes out of my bong
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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