she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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