Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
no you cant smoke seaweed
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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