all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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