if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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