Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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