You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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