hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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