So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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