Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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