so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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