My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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