people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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