whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my being single is dangerous.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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