Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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