But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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