conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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