were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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