Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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