sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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