If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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