Me too!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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