we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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