Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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