thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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