I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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