I didn't shave. On purpose
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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