Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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