I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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