Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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