I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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