Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Tell her she can't have a vagina
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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