We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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