i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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