we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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