We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize