your room smells of hookers.
And success
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
