Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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