She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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