Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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