So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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