Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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