haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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