I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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