Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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