so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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